de-porres:

When Pablo cooks for me and just me I feel like the world’s luckiest woman. Last night: razor clam ceviche made spicy with Thai chilis, roasted baby beets, their greens sauteed with garlic, seared tuna served rare topped with capers, garlic scapes, red onion and parsley, a side of lemon. To drink: Gulfi Cerasuolo di Vittoria 2011. 

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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shogunofyellow:

Fox arrives at the decision to not eat his new friend.

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amirabun:

anticelery:

beardedmanj:

Popcorn Celery: chopped fine and lightly salted, makes the perfect snack

Okay, you call this the perfect snack but it seems more like the thing you feed to people you hate just to watch them suffer. This shouldn’t even be called “popcorn” celery, this is not popcorn, this is a disgrace to humanity. All the salt in the world couldn’t help celery taste even somewhat decent, and it is far from being anything like popcorn. You can’t just salt something and call it popcorn, you know.

thank you tumblr user anticelery

amirabun:

anticelery:

beardedmanj:

Popcorn Celery: chopped fine and lightly salted, makes the perfect snack

Okay, you call this the perfect snack but it seems more like the thing you feed to people you hate just to watch them suffer. This shouldn’t even be called “popcorn” celery, this is not popcorn, this is a disgrace to humanity. All the salt in the world couldn’t help celery taste even somewhat decent, and it is far from being anything like popcorn. You can’t just salt something and call it popcorn, you know.

thank you tumblr user anticelery

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